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Emmaline  

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The Incident of the Accidental Vacuum Hampster

Journal Entry: Tue Feb 5, 2008, 10:35 PM
Oh my god, I found this while I was looking through my documents, it's so old! I must have stolen it from someones journal or something, it's random, be warned.

How old are you?
Orville: Mmm 17.
Vincent: 19.
Frankie: 17 years and 2 minutes.
Orville: Bitch.
Frankie: Don't talk to your older sister like that cupcake.
Orville: You're so full of it Frank.
Frankie: You're just jealous because you have less life experience then I do.
Orville: UM I do recall mom telling us she was expecting boys, two minutes of rejection hardly counts as life experience.
Frankie: Pity she ended up with two girls.
Orville: Shut up!
Frankie: Aww sweetie you lose.
Orville: NO you lose!
Vincent: ... Does that mean I win?

What's your height?
Orville: 5'8'' bitches!
Frankie: Um, 5'2'', I think?
Vincent: You're so tiny, 6'1''

Are you a virgin?
Frankie: *snickers*
Orville: Frank's a whore, and no, I’m not, obviously.
Vincent: Whoa Orville, touchy much?
Orville: I'm touchy always.
Vincent: No kidding.
Orville: Of course I’m not kidding, you want me to give a little replay last nights-
Vincent: UMM later.
Frankie: You guys are so GAY.

Do you have any kids?
Orville: Cause I HAVE slept with a girl before.
Vincent: I don't think people understand your sarcasm sometimes.
Frankie: I have.
Orville: YOU WHAT? YOU HAVE KIDS?!
Frankie: No, I’ve slept with a girl before.
Orville: Well duh you sleep with everyone.
Vincent: I'm too careful, I wouldn't let something like that happen.
Orville: *glares*
Vincent: *sigh* I know, I know, homosexuality is the best form of birth control.
Orville: Which is why you can never break up with me.

What's your favourite food?
Frankie: McDonalds.
Vicent: HMm I like apples, not the green ones though.
Orville: I dunno, I like curry.
Vincent: You like Tim Curry.
Orville: Oh yah. UM then Kraft Dinner.
Vincent: Did your parents like, not feed you as children?
Orville: They obviously fed someone *smirks at Frank*.
Frankie: Oh whatever! It all goes to my boobs anyways.
Orville: Only cause your thighs ran out of room.

What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
Orville: Vanilla.
Frankie: Chocolate.
Vicent: Wow, original. I like lemon gelato.

Have you killed anyone?
Vincent: Not yet >:)
Orville: Um, random?
Frankie: Orville killed his pet hamster.
Orville: ACCIDENTALLY! D:
Frankie: Yah cause the vacuum cleaner did accidentally find its way into Rainbow's cage.
Vincent: ... That’s sick.
Orville: Fuck you, It bit me!
Vincent: I bite you all the time; you don't threaten me with the vacuum.
Orville: I have different methods of vacuuming, love.
Frankie: Blow job joke, very witty.
Orville: I thought so.

Do you hate anyone?
Orville: Frankie.
Frankie: Orville.
Vincent: Meatloaf.


Ok, I realize now that the reason I never put this up is your supposed to survey your charactes, in which these strange people are definitally not (aka -- their out of character).

Let's just say Frankie's PMS'ing and Orville is man PMS'ing. Now were good to go! :heart:

  • Mood: Distracted
  • Listening to: Computer noises
  • Reading: The Secret Life of Bees - Sue Monk Kidd
  • Watching: Blood Diamond
  • Drinking: Good ol' H2O

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 16
  • Favourite band or musician: Colbie Caillat
  • MP3 player of choice: I was one of the many who fell victim to the pretty colors on the ipod commercial

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~Gaara-san:iconGaara-san: Mar 27, 2008, 11:40:30 PM
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Your avie is win :3

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Yama is mah fav ^_^
~emmav:iconemmav: Oct 28, 2007, 8:09:06 AM
You have some beautiful, effortless-looking work here. I'm embarrassed that you stumbled upon one of my oldest images - thanks so much for the comment though ^_~

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~Ungapants:iconUngapants: Sep 2, 2007, 4:26:16 PM
Thank you for the fav :D
*Athena-chan:iconAthena-chan: Jul 3, 2007, 2:34:34 AM
Thanks a lot for the watch :heart:.
*PerjuChan:iconPerjuChan: Jul 1, 2007, 9:52:04 AM
:heart:

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~yourwishstar:iconyourwishstar: Jun 26, 2007, 8:57:06 PM
hey,,,,,,,,,,,,,,will misss ya so much,,,,,,,,,,
have an amazing summer,,,,,,,and i`ll see you sooonnnnnn

love ya

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~eskapevelocity:iconeskapevelocity: Jun 24, 2007, 5:42:43 PM
EMMA u wild child!(L)

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~heliumgin:iconheliumgin: May 15, 2007, 5:52:15 AM
Thanks for the fave!
*t001:icont001: May 7, 2007, 7:29:07 PM
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Random Deviant Hello :wave:
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*mary-dreams:iconmary-dreams: Apr 11, 2007, 1:36:36 AM
Thank you so much for watch!!!

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~frozenbeneath:iconfrozenbeneath: Apr 7, 2007, 7:33:29 PM
HEY YOU! WATCH ME DAMMIT!!!
XD

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~yourwishstar:iconyourwishstar: Apr 2, 2007, 1:49:44 PM
hey you,,,,,,,,,,,:)
thanks for the fave,,,,hahhhaaa
you girls look so sweet, i love this picture!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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~yourwishstar:iconyourwishstar: Mar 27, 2007, 6:15:40 PM Mood: Bewildered
hey, are you going to the show????

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~cityexplosion:iconcityexplosion: Mar 16, 2007, 9:04:10 PM
emma!!! (it's kelly)
~frozenbeneath:iconfrozenbeneath: Mar 15, 2007, 1:36:20 PM
i found you THIS time

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~yourwishstar:iconyourwishstar: Mar 14, 2007, 9:52:38 AM Mood: Bliss
That is so sad........
but we are getting together on friday or sat, so you better come!!!!!!!!!

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~yourwishstar:iconyourwishstar: Mar 13, 2007, 8:55:20 PM Mood: Sentimental
Hey Emma, I am here now toooo, so check me out!!!!!!I missss you, and are you comming with us on thursday?????We should really get together......so please give me call.........

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*holydak:iconholydak: Mar 8, 2007, 11:55:52 AM
Thanks for the favs! :D

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*iluvar:iconiluvar: Mar 5, 2007, 5:53:01 AM
thanks !!

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~KaiyaKimura:iconKaiyaKimura: Feb 23, 2007, 9:11:38 PM
Screwyou. >8[

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~kydest:iconkydest: Feb 21, 2007, 8:40:42 PM
:wave:thank you very much for the :+fav:
~Progress87:iconProgress87: Jan 26, 2007, 9:09:14 AM
Thank you very much for the watch+ :hug:

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~arts-york:iconarts-york: Jan 10, 2007, 9:41:44 PM
fug you, btw, for your beautiful art.